...when you expose all kinds of crystals to the Galactic Death Ray. It becomes a Galactic LIFE Ray! I'm not kidding! I've seen fruit flies, bats, frogs, lizards, bees, and all kinds of other creatures come crawling out from under arrays of crystals left sitting by the beach. We figured out this trick after we found this Youtube video:
The Reptiloids love it, because it gives them more things to hunt. The lucky Lizardoids have natural tinfoil in their scales! They can go out in the Death Ray without getting cooked! It is SO unfair! 350 lb silver-scaled Reptiloids that will eat a Human who isn't smoking, all with freaky names and bad breath and Lava Snarks for pets. Hold onto your tinfoil umbrellas and RUN, Joe 2013!
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