Sunday, January 9, 2011

Never Go Outside...

...without your aluminum-foil umbrella and trench coat. The galactic death ray will shrivel you into a tiny, over-roasted weiner without them.

Wear dark shades, too. If your eyes glow too much when you sneak back into the caves of Peru, the Reptiloids will catch you and feed you to the lava Snarks. They eat your ears first.

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