Monday, January 10, 2011

Forget 2012, I'm Going To Plan For 2013...

...and I'm stocking up on aluminum foil NOW. After all, the only way you'll ever shack up when there's a galactic death ray irradiating the entire Earth is if you have a foil shack. Then you can get hot without getting cooked. I mean, come on! No self-respecting apocalypse-survivor chick is going to do it in a dark, dank Peruvian bat cave where predatory Reptiloids prowl with their pet lava-Snarks.

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