...they weren't entirely wrong. You see, the aliens DID try to invade the Earth on December 22nd, 2012. Too bad for them.
In their need to keep their saucers fueled and not waste any fuel, they star-hopped here. They used stars to fuel the saucers, and they never traveled high enough above the Galactic Plane to spot the Galactic Death Ray the Solar System was about to fly into. For the Smart-ass Bastards they thought they were, they sure didn't have much curiosity. See what happens when you think you know it all? Earth sailed into the Death Ray on the 21st, they arrived on the 22nd. Cooked.
It turns out that what always looked like tinfoil on the saucers was some weird titanium-silver alloy foil. Not aluminum or tin. Not to mention, they weren't within Earth's magnetic field when they sailed into the Death Ray. You need both a planetary magnetic field AND aluminum or tinfoil to block the Death Ray.
It was totally weird when hundreds of saucers started crashing all over the Earth on
12/22/12. Plop, kerboom, done, finito. We'll salvage what we can in time.
The Death Ray also wiped out the Oiler Bugs. ZAAAP! No more alien virus.
Now, time for the tinfoil shack.
Brad wonder OUT.
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