Absolutely! E. Von D. Gets a 90% on the quiz, only they don't drive chariots.
They also won't come back for a visit while the Death Ray is in session. Not even their ships can handle the prolonged radiation exposure, despite their extreme perfection of super-strength tinfoil. No, they'll be here AFTER Earth sails past the Death Ray, to see if our civilization has survived. We'd better make sure it does. Squiggy the Reptiloid told me what happened to his race after the last Death Ray pass over our last cigar. Hide in the bat caves, have a functional planetary civilization, or go extinct. Speaking of reasons for racial bad-temperedness...I almost feel sorry for the Reptiloids. First the Death Ray, then being hunted by grey midgets with big heads and bigger ray guns. Nice.
Brad Wonder out.
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