Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Stories From The Day Before The Death Ray
Dutch Christian readies escape ark in anticipation of Mayan apocalypse
A Dutch Christian has painstakingly prepared a lifeboat in his garden capable of saving 50 people ahead of biblical floods…-------------
Pyramid-shaped mountain in Serbia attracts Mayan doomsday believers
A pyramid-shaped mountain in Serbia, believed by some to be a source of unusual electromagnetic waves that could shield it…---------
Over 30 Mich. schools closing early cite Mayan apocalypse, Sandy Hook
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The Maya calendar's Big Day dawns ... with no doomsday in sight
NBCNews.com (blog) - by Alan Boyle - 4 hours agoAfter years of claptrap about the Maya apocalypse on 12/21/12, the Big Day has dawned in New Zealand. It's morning in China, one of the ...
- MiamiHerald.com (registration) - 5 hours ago
- Plain Dealer - 5 hours ago
2012 phenomenon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenonUnlike the 260-day tzolk'in still used today among the Maya, the Long Count ..... Some believers in a 2012 doomsday have used the term "galactic alignment" to ...BBC News - Mayan doomsday prophecy 'a big misunderstanding'
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-2079528319 hours ago – Rumour says the ancient Mayas predicted that the world would come to an end on the 21 December 2012, but as Will Grant reports from the ...Survival, Inc.: The Mayan apocalypse is great for business | Fox News
www.foxnews.com/.../survival-inc-mayan-apocalypse-stories-...10 hours ago – One of the most unusual discounts: T.G.I. Friday's, the mostly aptly named restaurant for any doomsday event, is offering Mayan Margaritas at a ...In Mexico, Mayan doomsday speculation ends with hope of a new ...
www.cleveland.com › World News › Mexico5 hours ago – The supposed 5 a.m. Friday doomsday hour has already arrived in several parts of the world with no sign of the apocalypse.7NEWS - New Agers fill Riviera Maya for Dec. 21, 2012: Doomsday ...
www.thedenverchannel.com/.../partiers-fill-riviera-maya-regio...4 hours ago – New Agers fill Riviera Maya for Dec. 21, 2012: Doomsday turns into Winter Solstice celebration. Tulum-2-10933.jpg. (Photo courtesy: E.Newfound Writings Debunk Maya Doomsday . // Current TV
current.com/.../93997359_newfound-writings-debunk-maya-d...1 hour ago – December 20, 2012—In the ruins of the Maya city Xultun, a National Geographic explorer has uncovered written calculations that contradict the ...Eugene Robinson: Mayan Apocalypse and other doomsday ...
www.washingtonpost.com/...mayan...doomsday.../96521876-...1 hour ago – If you're reading this, the Maya were wrong. Rather, they would have been wrong if they'd actually predicted the end of the world, which ...Survive 2012: Ancient Mayan Doomsday, Pole Shifts and Evolution
survive2012.com/What Will Happen in 2012 -> 22 Possibilities :: Frequently Asked Questions about 2012 :: Discussion Forum.Some believe Friday is doomsday on the Mayan calendar - CNN.com
www.cnn.com/2012/12/20/world/doomsday.../index.html2 hours ago – There may be no one left on Earth to say TGIF this week. Some believe the world is coming to an end Friday -- 12/21/12.
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Great balls of China to defend against next week’s Mayan ‘apocalypse’ | The Raw Story
*If only he had lined the insides with tinfoil...sigh.
Brad Wonder out.
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
11/30/2012 — Strange “vibrations” detected throughout the United States | ＤＵＴＣＨＳＩＮＳＥ = ＳＩＮＣＥＤＵＴＣＨ
One of the other missed warning signs of the incoming Death Ray. It started disturbing planetary geomagnetics prior to its full beam arriving, while the solar system was still entering its boundary region.
Brad Wonder out.
Galactic Superwaves and Core Explosions | The Starburst Foundation
http://starburstfound.org/galactic-superwaves/
Here you have one of the few warnings to precede the Galactic Death Ray of 2012-2016.
There are a few others, as I find them, I'll journal them.
Brad Wonder out.
Saturday, November 17, 2012
France denies access to refuge for Mayan end-of-the-world believers | The Raw Story
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/16/france-denies-access-to-refuge-for-mayan-end-of-the-world-believers/
Some news just prior to the Death Ray. If any of the "believers" did survive, they must've found a cave full of tinfoil. We haven't heard from them yet.
Brad Wonder out.
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| Pic de Bugarach, France |
Some news just prior to the Death Ray. If any of the "believers" did survive, they must've found a cave full of tinfoil. We haven't heard from them yet.
Brad Wonder out.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Dawn 2013: Did You Know The Earth Was Almost Taken Over By Aliens?
A couple of days ago, we spotted what we thought was a dwarf running down the beach carrying a goldfoil suit. Any idiot knows that a goldfoil suit will only protect you from the Galactic Death Ray for six hours, not the requisite twelve. So we ran out to make sure the fool dwarf didn't get itself Rayburned when night fell, which was only a couple of hours away. (Ok, I was out with the tinfoil shack-hogging J. Cusak. Sue me, we have to work together sometimes.)
We finally caught up with the little turkey about half an hour's walk from the very same tinfoil shack about fifteen minutes before Rayrise. Only it wasn't a dwarf. It was a God-help-me-believe-my-eyes Ferenghi. You know. Star Trek. Deep Space Nine. Next Generation. Eewmoks and gold-pressed latinum and Grand Nagus-phobic. And clutching a half-useless goldfoil suit.
At first we couldn't believe our eyes. What the Hell was a dwarf doing out here in a Ferenghi costume? Then we realized it wasn't a costume, and we really freaked out. What the Hell? At any rate, there was no time left before Rayrise. We started scrambling into our tinfoil suits, and the Ferenghi started scrambling into his goldfoil. Not a moment to spare, as " Shack" Cusak's suit got a green-glow edge as he was putting the last bit on. What was weird was, the Ferenghi's goldfoil suit was glowing a wicked red around the edges. Well, weird added onto weirder. There was still a 1990's Star Trek alien standing in front of us.
" Hey, Ferenghi - what are you doing here?" I asked. "And don't you know goldfoil is only safe for six hours? You need twelve." The Ferenghi looked at me in that same glowering way I remembered from TNG. "I will worry about my own suit, Hu-mon." "I am here trying to survive the night, just like you. Maybe there is a rock nearby I can crawl under - hopefully with gold under it." "Well, there's a tinfoil shack half an hour's walk from here," I said. "We can duck in there and sort out the issue, or you can go crawl under a rock. Your pick." "The rocks here are only fool's gold anyway," said the Ferenghi. I will spend the night in your shack, but I'm not paying you anything for it!"
Go figure, we now had an alien helping to hog the shack. We all started walking. Somehow, the mix of green and red glow didn't feel anything like Christmas.
Brad Wonder out.
We finally caught up with the little turkey about half an hour's walk from the very same tinfoil shack about fifteen minutes before Rayrise. Only it wasn't a dwarf. It was a God-help-me-believe-my-eyes Ferenghi. You know. Star Trek. Deep Space Nine. Next Generation. Eewmoks and gold-pressed latinum and Grand Nagus-phobic. And clutching a half-useless goldfoil suit.
At first we couldn't believe our eyes. What the Hell was a dwarf doing out here in a Ferenghi costume? Then we realized it wasn't a costume, and we really freaked out. What the Hell? At any rate, there was no time left before Rayrise. We started scrambling into our tinfoil suits, and the Ferenghi started scrambling into his goldfoil. Not a moment to spare, as " Shack" Cusak's suit got a green-glow edge as he was putting the last bit on. What was weird was, the Ferenghi's goldfoil suit was glowing a wicked red around the edges. Well, weird added onto weirder. There was still a 1990's Star Trek alien standing in front of us.
" Hey, Ferenghi - what are you doing here?" I asked. "And don't you know goldfoil is only safe for six hours? You need twelve." The Ferenghi looked at me in that same glowering way I remembered from TNG. "I will worry about my own suit, Hu-mon." "I am here trying to survive the night, just like you. Maybe there is a rock nearby I can crawl under - hopefully with gold under it." "Well, there's a tinfoil shack half an hour's walk from here," I said. "We can duck in there and sort out the issue, or you can go crawl under a rock. Your pick." "The rocks here are only fool's gold anyway," said the Ferenghi. I will spend the night in your shack, but I'm not paying you anything for it!"
Go figure, we now had an alien helping to hog the shack. We all started walking. Somehow, the mix of green and red glow didn't feel anything like Christmas.
Brad Wonder out.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Dawn 2013 #Tinfoil2013: That Show With Flashlights & FBI...
...they weren't entirely wrong. You see, the aliens DID try to invade the Earth on December 22nd, 2012. Too bad for them.
In their need to keep their saucers fueled and not waste any fuel, they star-hopped here. They used stars to fuel the saucers, and they never traveled high enough above the Galactic Plane to spot the Galactic Death Ray the Solar System was about to fly into. For the Smart-ass Bastards they thought they were, they sure didn't have much curiosity. See what happens when you think you know it all? Earth sailed into the Death Ray on the 21st, they arrived on the 22nd. Cooked.
It turns out that what always looked like tinfoil on the saucers was some weird titanium-silver alloy foil. Not aluminum or tin. Not to mention, they weren't within Earth's magnetic field when they sailed into the Death Ray. You need both a planetary magnetic field AND aluminum or tinfoil to block the Death Ray.
It was totally weird when hundreds of saucers started crashing all over the Earth on
12/22/12. Plop, kerboom, done, finito. We'll salvage what we can in time.
The Death Ray also wiped out the Oiler Bugs. ZAAAP! No more alien virus.
Now, time for the tinfoil shack.
Brad wonder OUT.
In their need to keep their saucers fueled and not waste any fuel, they star-hopped here. They used stars to fuel the saucers, and they never traveled high enough above the Galactic Plane to spot the Galactic Death Ray the Solar System was about to fly into. For the Smart-ass Bastards they thought they were, they sure didn't have much curiosity. See what happens when you think you know it all? Earth sailed into the Death Ray on the 21st, they arrived on the 22nd. Cooked.
It turns out that what always looked like tinfoil on the saucers was some weird titanium-silver alloy foil. Not aluminum or tin. Not to mention, they weren't within Earth's magnetic field when they sailed into the Death Ray. You need both a planetary magnetic field AND aluminum or tinfoil to block the Death Ray.
It was totally weird when hundreds of saucers started crashing all over the Earth on
12/22/12. Plop, kerboom, done, finito. We'll salvage what we can in time.
The Death Ray also wiped out the Oiler Bugs. ZAAAP! No more alien virus.
Now, time for the tinfoil shack.
Brad wonder OUT.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Dawn 2013 #Tinfoil2013: Superstorms From Pole Shifts? Naw...
...although greenhouse gasses created quite a few of them. Here's a lively pre-Death Ray discussion on the topic: http://m.io9.com/5756498/sorry-but-the-magnetic-poles-switching-places-wont-create-planetary-superstorms
Brad Wonder out.
Brad Wonder out.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Dawn 2013 #Tinfoil2013: So, Are There Really Space Aliens?
Absolutely! E. Von D. Gets a 90% on the quiz, only they don't drive chariots.
They also won't come back for a visit while the Death Ray is in session. Not even their ships can handle the prolonged radiation exposure, despite their extreme perfection of super-strength tinfoil. No, they'll be here AFTER Earth sails past the Death Ray, to see if our civilization has survived. We'd better make sure it does. Squiggy the Reptiloid told me what happened to his race after the last Death Ray pass over our last cigar. Hide in the bat caves, have a functional planetary civilization, or go extinct. Speaking of reasons for racial bad-temperedness...I almost feel sorry for the Reptiloids. First the Death Ray, then being hunted by grey midgets with big heads and bigger ray guns. Nice.
Brad Wonder out.
They also won't come back for a visit while the Death Ray is in session. Not even their ships can handle the prolonged radiation exposure, despite their extreme perfection of super-strength tinfoil. No, they'll be here AFTER Earth sails past the Death Ray, to see if our civilization has survived. We'd better make sure it does. Squiggy the Reptiloid told me what happened to his race after the last Death Ray pass over our last cigar. Hide in the bat caves, have a functional planetary civilization, or go extinct. Speaking of reasons for racial bad-temperedness...I almost feel sorry for the Reptiloids. First the Death Ray, then being hunted by grey midgets with big heads and bigger ray guns. Nice.
Brad Wonder out.
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Dawn 2013 #Tinfoil2013: Tips & Tricks With Tinfoil...
Tips & Tricks with Tinfoil - Peruvian version:
1. Tinfoil Death-Ray Tester.
Use a long stick, pole, broom-handle, etc. Using your tinfoil umbrella in-case the Death Ray is currently shining down, go to the entrance of your cave or shelter. Wrap one end of the pole in tinfoil so that about six inches of the pole is covered, and it makes a big ball about six inches across at the end of the pole. Stick the tinfoiled end of the pole out of the cave. If it glows blue-green, you need tinfoil cover to exit the cave. If it doesn't, you can go outside without being under tinfoil, but ALWAYS carry enough tinfoil to shelter yourself if the Death Ray starts shining while you're out.
2. Tinfoil Death-Ray Indicator Watch.
Wrap a bracelet holding a circle of tinfoil around one of your wrists. Check it every couple of minutes for blue-green glow while you're out. If it starts glowing, GET UNDER TINFOIL, NOW!!! Otherwise, you are Bakado, Amigo. Toast. Crispy Critter. El Ash.
3. Tinfoil Underwear.
Line your undershorts (or girdle if you're a gal) with tinfoil on the outside of the cloth. (On the outside so the crinkly tinfoil isn't rubbing up against your sensitive woohoo!) for the protection of your mutatant-free procreation and the future Human re-population of the Earth.
4. Tinfoil Oven.
Take an extra tinfoil umbrella out with you. Affix a ceramic bowl to the handle at the end away from the parabola. Turn the umbrella upside-down on the ground and place cold food in the bowl. Change the angle of the parabola until your food begins to bake. Wait five minutes, eat. Wait ten minutes, eat charcoal. Get it?
5. Tinfoil Pet-Pajamas.
For Heaven's sake, if you're taking Fido or Frisky out to play, don't cook them! Use an old pet-sweater lined on the outside with tinfoil, and affix a miniature tinfoil umbrella to their collar. Your pet will still be around to thank you.
6. Tinfoil Path-Lights.
Kind of like the old solar sidewalk lights we used to have around our houses in the USA. Put a lump of tinfoil on the end of a two-foot stick. Sharpen the other end. Stick the sharp end into the ground along-side the path. Repeat every three feet for as far as you have sticks and tinfoil. It's easier to see the path when the tinfoil starts glowing under the Death Ray, and in an emergency, you can cannibalize the tinfoil to cover yourself.
7. Tinfoil Torches.
Take a three-foot stick. Put a huge wad of tinfoil on the end. Glows strongly blue-green under the Death Ray. Go play, Conan.
8. Tinfoil Yo-Yo.
Pretty useless, but more fun than a glow-in-the-dark Royal Spinner. Make sure you glue the foil on, so the centrifugal force doesn't whip your glow off. Be a child again for a few minutes.
9. Tinfoil-covered Lighters, Matchboxes, Phones, Keys, and Other Small Personal-Effects.
Allows you to easily find small items lost outside when the Death Ray shines.
10. Tinfoil-covered Bricks & Shingles.
How else do you think you're going to have a Tinfoil Shack for Hubba-Hubba Time?!
We'll post more Tinfoil Tips & Tricks as we think stuff up. Of course, feel free to leave tinfoil tricks as comments!
Brad Wonder out.
1. Tinfoil Death-Ray Tester.
Use a long stick, pole, broom-handle, etc. Using your tinfoil umbrella in-case the Death Ray is currently shining down, go to the entrance of your cave or shelter. Wrap one end of the pole in tinfoil so that about six inches of the pole is covered, and it makes a big ball about six inches across at the end of the pole. Stick the tinfoiled end of the pole out of the cave. If it glows blue-green, you need tinfoil cover to exit the cave. If it doesn't, you can go outside without being under tinfoil, but ALWAYS carry enough tinfoil to shelter yourself if the Death Ray starts shining while you're out.
2. Tinfoil Death-Ray Indicator Watch.
Wrap a bracelet holding a circle of tinfoil around one of your wrists. Check it every couple of minutes for blue-green glow while you're out. If it starts glowing, GET UNDER TINFOIL, NOW!!! Otherwise, you are Bakado, Amigo. Toast. Crispy Critter. El Ash.
3. Tinfoil Underwear.
Line your undershorts (or girdle if you're a gal) with tinfoil on the outside of the cloth. (On the outside so the crinkly tinfoil isn't rubbing up against your sensitive woohoo!) for the protection of your mutatant-free procreation and the future Human re-population of the Earth.
4. Tinfoil Oven.
Take an extra tinfoil umbrella out with you. Affix a ceramic bowl to the handle at the end away from the parabola. Turn the umbrella upside-down on the ground and place cold food in the bowl. Change the angle of the parabola until your food begins to bake. Wait five minutes, eat. Wait ten minutes, eat charcoal. Get it?
5. Tinfoil Pet-Pajamas.
For Heaven's sake, if you're taking Fido or Frisky out to play, don't cook them! Use an old pet-sweater lined on the outside with tinfoil, and affix a miniature tinfoil umbrella to their collar. Your pet will still be around to thank you.
6. Tinfoil Path-Lights.
Kind of like the old solar sidewalk lights we used to have around our houses in the USA. Put a lump of tinfoil on the end of a two-foot stick. Sharpen the other end. Stick the sharp end into the ground along-side the path. Repeat every three feet for as far as you have sticks and tinfoil. It's easier to see the path when the tinfoil starts glowing under the Death Ray, and in an emergency, you can cannibalize the tinfoil to cover yourself.
7. Tinfoil Torches.
Take a three-foot stick. Put a huge wad of tinfoil on the end. Glows strongly blue-green under the Death Ray. Go play, Conan.
8. Tinfoil Yo-Yo.
Pretty useless, but more fun than a glow-in-the-dark Royal Spinner. Make sure you glue the foil on, so the centrifugal force doesn't whip your glow off. Be a child again for a few minutes.
9. Tinfoil-covered Lighters, Matchboxes, Phones, Keys, and Other Small Personal-Effects.
Allows you to easily find small items lost outside when the Death Ray shines.
10. Tinfoil-covered Bricks & Shingles.
How else do you think you're going to have a Tinfoil Shack for Hubba-Hubba Time?!
We'll post more Tinfoil Tips & Tricks as we think stuff up. Of course, feel free to leave tinfoil tricks as comments!
Brad Wonder out.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Dawn 2013 #Tinfoil2013: Sorry I've Been Absent, Journal!
The weather has been cranky. We've had a deluge of rain here in tropical Peru. It's been impossible to go out without ruining our tinfoil umbrellas and getting steamed by the Death Ray. It kind of reminds me of that nasty #Blizzaster they had in 2011 that covered two-thirds of the USA. Everyone in Chicago thought it was the #Snowpocalypse, so they hid indoors or got stuck in their cars overnight.
Here are some pictures from the old #Snowmageddon: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-110201-monster-snowstorm-2011-pictures,0,6718278.photogallery
You can also view extensive video archives of #snOMG! by clicking on "see all" by the video responses to this guy's video, then clicking on "play all video responses." Hey, it's a GREAT way to psychologically cool-down on those super-hot Peruvian tropical evenings.
Of course, it also reminds you of all that we've lost.
Brad Wonder, out.
Here are some pictures from the old #Snowmageddon: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-110201-monster-snowstorm-2011-pictures,0,6718278.photogallery
You can also view extensive video archives of #snOMG! by clicking on "see all" by the video responses to this guy's video, then clicking on "play all video responses." Hey, it's a GREAT way to psychologically cool-down on those super-hot Peruvian tropical evenings.
Of course, it also reminds you of all that we've lost.
Brad Wonder, out.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Dawn 2013 #Tinfoil2013: I'm Having A Cigar In One Of The Caves, Reading Of #Egypt...
It's amazing to read of the bravery those people had, of the dedication to the people of their military. If it weren't for the Galactic Death Ray, they might have really made a good go of creating a decent, caring democracy in the Middle East.
I keep picturing some of them hiding out and surviving in pyramids and ancient temples and tombs. Perhaps their dreams of a better world will survive until the Death Ray passes, and start anew. I'll have to ask the Shaman to Journey there next Ritual and check on them.
The Shaman is a cool guy. His name is Bob Lightnight. Everyone thought he was a harmless nut before the Death Ray. He'd had a vision that told him to collect tinfoil and wear it under his clothes and wide-brimmed hat. He told me some really wild stories about dumpster-diving for tinfoil and washing it clean, rolling it up and squirreling it away.
I bet they were all surprised when they started baking in the Death Ray, and he walked away scott-free and glowing blue with green outlines. He even saved a young teen couple by letting them stay in his heavily-foiled cardboard box on Flake Alley. Their names are Zeke Winkus and Suzette Seraphima. They're here with us in Peru, and Suzette is Bob's apprentice. Zeke does chores for both of them. They both love Tinfoil Bob like a favorite eccentric uncle.
The story of their journey to Peru is amazing, too. I'll save that for another cigar, though.
Brad Wonder out.
I keep picturing some of them hiding out and surviving in pyramids and ancient temples and tombs. Perhaps their dreams of a better world will survive until the Death Ray passes, and start anew. I'll have to ask the Shaman to Journey there next Ritual and check on them.
The Shaman is a cool guy. His name is Bob Lightnight. Everyone thought he was a harmless nut before the Death Ray. He'd had a vision that told him to collect tinfoil and wear it under his clothes and wide-brimmed hat. He told me some really wild stories about dumpster-diving for tinfoil and washing it clean, rolling it up and squirreling it away.
I bet they were all surprised when they started baking in the Death Ray, and he walked away scott-free and glowing blue with green outlines. He even saved a young teen couple by letting them stay in his heavily-foiled cardboard box on Flake Alley. Their names are Zeke Winkus and Suzette Seraphima. They're here with us in Peru, and Suzette is Bob's apprentice. Zeke does chores for both of them. They both love Tinfoil Bob like a favorite eccentric uncle.
The story of their journey to Peru is amazing, too. I'll save that for another cigar, though.
Brad Wonder out.
Monday, January 31, 2011
Dawn 2013 #Tinfoil2013: Where Did The Reptiloids Come From?
Reptiloids are the intelligent remnants of an ancient race. If you watch these five videos, you'll get an understanding of how the Reptiloids came about. They are a second genetic experiment of...
Ancient Aliens From The Great Beyond! (Said in booming, echoey theatrical voice)
The Sumerians and the Annunaki - Part 1:
The Sumerians and the Annunaki - Part 2:
The Sumerians and the Annunaki - Part 3:
The Sumerians and the Annunaki - Part 4:
ANNUNAKI REPTILIANS, "CLASSIFIED":
As you can see, we weren't warned about the Reptiloids by the Classifiers, no way, Jose! They let us get teeth in the hiney with no growling or hissing to be heard. The Reptiloids are subterainean remnants of the Annunaki's earlier genetic experiments before the Annunaki created Humans through genetic engineering. They are subterrainean because that's how they survived the extinction of the dinosaurs after the Annunaki threw a giant rock at the Yucatan 65 million years ago. The Reptiloids were not so amenable to being gold-diggin' worker drones, because they had a nasty habit of eating their bosses every chance they got. We suspect that the smoke thing is the remnant of a failed Annunaki attempt to docilize the Reptiloids before they gave up and started the age on mammals. The Reptiloids were intelligent enough to be scared so shitless by the rock hitting the Yucatan that they barely ever showed their faces above ground, hoping that the Annunaki wouldn't realize any of them survived. That, and the Galactic Death Ray every 26,000 years. They've been through it far more than we have.
Personally, I suspect that the Annunaki raided Mars for its water and atmosphere to hold off the atmospheric depletion of Nibiru. We'll find out if Nibiru swings into close-orbit in a couple of hundred years. Meanwhile, we'd best restore civilization and get some space colonies going, or we might be toasted by alien Birdmen from Nibiru ourselves.
Now, after that explanation, I need to go get my gal Claudi and take a little Tinfoil Shack vacation, hubba-hubba. We need to make some more little Humans to help restore civilization, ya know?
Brad Wonder out!
Ancient Aliens From The Great Beyond! (Said in booming, echoey theatrical voice)
The Sumerians and the Annunaki - Part 1:
The Sumerians and the Annunaki - Part 2:
The Sumerians and the Annunaki - Part 3:
The Sumerians and the Annunaki - Part 4:
ANNUNAKI REPTILIANS, "CLASSIFIED":
As you can see, we weren't warned about the Reptiloids by the Classifiers, no way, Jose! They let us get teeth in the hiney with no growling or hissing to be heard. The Reptiloids are subterainean remnants of the Annunaki's earlier genetic experiments before the Annunaki created Humans through genetic engineering. They are subterrainean because that's how they survived the extinction of the dinosaurs after the Annunaki threw a giant rock at the Yucatan 65 million years ago. The Reptiloids were not so amenable to being gold-diggin' worker drones, because they had a nasty habit of eating their bosses every chance they got. We suspect that the smoke thing is the remnant of a failed Annunaki attempt to docilize the Reptiloids before they gave up and started the age on mammals. The Reptiloids were intelligent enough to be scared so shitless by the rock hitting the Yucatan that they barely ever showed their faces above ground, hoping that the Annunaki wouldn't realize any of them survived. That, and the Galactic Death Ray every 26,000 years. They've been through it far more than we have.
Personally, I suspect that the Annunaki raided Mars for its water and atmosphere to hold off the atmospheric depletion of Nibiru. We'll find out if Nibiru swings into close-orbit in a couple of hundred years. Meanwhile, we'd best restore civilization and get some space colonies going, or we might be toasted by alien Birdmen from Nibiru ourselves.
Now, after that explanation, I need to go get my gal Claudi and take a little Tinfoil Shack vacation, hubba-hubba. We need to make some more little Humans to help restore civilization, ya know?
Brad Wonder out!
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Dawn 2013 #Tinfoil2013: A Rash of Pre-2012 Doomsday Predictions - Video
7 Reasons Why the World Will End in 2012:
2012 SIGNS- PLANET NIBIRU'S ARRIVAL:
The world will end in 2012-Proof:
December 21 2012 the END? (Part 1 of 6):
Welcome to 2012:
21 XII 2012:
2012 END OF THE WORLD:
Global Shift in Dimensions 2008-2012 Mass Awakening GoldRing:
The Mayan Calendar - Welcome to Evolution 2012:
Planet X Nibiru: Anunnaki Hybrid:
2012 (Great Rock Theme):
NIBIRU 2012 A.D. The End ?:
As you can see, I could go on and on and on and on and on and...well, you get the picture.
Nope, it was the Galactic Death Ray!
Peace and good Tinfoil to you.
Brad Wonder out.
2012 SIGNS- PLANET NIBIRU'S ARRIVAL:
The world will end in 2012-Proof:
December 21 2012 the END? (Part 1 of 6):
Welcome to 2012:
21 XII 2012:
2012 END OF THE WORLD:
Global Shift in Dimensions 2008-2012 Mass Awakening GoldRing:
The Mayan Calendar - Welcome to Evolution 2012:
Planet X Nibiru: Anunnaki Hybrid:
2012 (Great Rock Theme):
NIBIRU 2012 A.D. The End ?:
As you can see, I could go on and on and on and on and on and...well, you get the picture.
Nope, it was the Galactic Death Ray!
Peace and good Tinfoil to you.
Brad Wonder out.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Dawn 2013 #Tinfoil2013: Yeah, There Were Geological Issues Leading Up To 2012...
...and there still are. Global climate Change has been wreaking geological havoc on the surface of the Earth, and it's going to take a long time for things to get better, even now that "civilization" is barely spewing any carbon or other greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere. How, you ask, does Global Climate Change impact the geology of Earth's surface? Water weight, my friend. That old scourge of middle-aged waist-lines around the world. It goes like this note I wrote to a friend back in early 2011:
I came up with a theory linking global climate change to increased seismic & volcanic activity in 2005. I call it the Ping-Pong Theory. (I should rename it the Superball Theory.)
Pinch the top & bottom of a rubber ball the size of a ping-pong ball. The sides bulge out.
Release the pinch and the sides pull back in and the top and bottom bulge back out.
Well, think of the quintillions of tons of ice that has been sitting on land masses in the polar regions as pinching fingers on the top and bottom of the Earth. Now the fingers are melting and the resulting fluid is shifting toward the equator.
Not only is all that weight shifting its burden around on Earth's surface, but it's screwing with the rate of planetary rotation at the same time. Since the Earth's solid outer crust is decoupled from its semi-solid nickel-iron core by a viscous fluid called molten magma, that is some serious shit.
I read a couple of days ago that Yellowstone rose by amounts as much as ten inches. Yellowstone is the world's largest super-volcano. Its caldera is 75 miles across. It's estimated that an eruption at Yellowstone would cover the Western 2/3's of the US up to six feet deep in volcanic ash.
Corporatism is bad for everyone's health.
Here's some video of Mount Kirishima in Japan blowing its top in January, 2011:
If you think I'm off my rocker, check out these Wikipedia articles on Isostasy and Post-glacial Isostatic Rebound. They'll set your hair on-end in this context.
This article and Video series on the Yellowstone Super-Volcano is definitely informative of potential events to come: http://geology.com/usgs/yellowstone-volcano/
Part 1:
Part 2:
Part 3:
I think people will need more than tinfoil to work around these issues, but they weren't what nailed us in 2012.
Brad Wonder out.
I came up with a theory linking global climate change to increased seismic & volcanic activity in 2005. I call it the Ping-Pong Theory. (I should rename it the Superball Theory.)
Pinch the top & bottom of a rubber ball the size of a ping-pong ball. The sides bulge out.
Release the pinch and the sides pull back in and the top and bottom bulge back out.
Well, think of the quintillions of tons of ice that has been sitting on land masses in the polar regions as pinching fingers on the top and bottom of the Earth. Now the fingers are melting and the resulting fluid is shifting toward the equator.
Not only is all that weight shifting its burden around on Earth's surface, but it's screwing with the rate of planetary rotation at the same time. Since the Earth's solid outer crust is decoupled from its semi-solid nickel-iron core by a viscous fluid called molten magma, that is some serious shit.
I read a couple of days ago that Yellowstone rose by amounts as much as ten inches. Yellowstone is the world's largest super-volcano. Its caldera is 75 miles across. It's estimated that an eruption at Yellowstone would cover the Western 2/3's of the US up to six feet deep in volcanic ash.
Corporatism is bad for everyone's health.
Here's some video of Mount Kirishima in Japan blowing its top in January, 2011:
If you think I'm off my rocker, check out these Wikipedia articles on Isostasy and Post-glacial Isostatic Rebound. They'll set your hair on-end in this context.
This article and Video series on the Yellowstone Super-Volcano is definitely informative of potential events to come: http://geology.com/usgs/yellowstone-volcano/
Part 1:
Part 2:
Part 3:
I think people will need more than tinfoil to work around these issues, but they weren't what nailed us in 2012.
Brad Wonder out.
Friday, January 28, 2011
Dawn 2013: Searching For Survivors World-Wide...
...is something we're just beginning.
If you happen to be one of the lucky people who've managed to avoid getting cooked by the Galactic Death Ray, pop a comment on this Journal or do a Tweet at #Tinfoil2013 to let us know you made it. We're not looking for your exact location or coming after your supplies. We want to start planning for post-Death Ray reconstruction of global civilization.
We're betting that at least a few customers of this company ( http://www.bomb-shelter.net/index.html ) will have survived in an underground shelter. Also, you may not know that you can go out for short periods under the cover of tinfoil to forage for supplies and such.
Soon also, we're going to compile an online booklet of Tinfoil Tips and Tricks for Death Ray survivors. We'll announce here and on Twitter when we have it out.
We believe there are other shelter-owners that have made it, or cave-dwellers and such. We're hoping to share know-how and moral support around the globe for when we pass out of the Death Ray. Cheyenne Mountain, if you're listening, we wouldn't mind hearing from you, either.
Meanwhile, here's a good look at one of the better shelters that were being built before December 21st, 2012:
Brad Wonder out.
If you happen to be one of the lucky people who've managed to avoid getting cooked by the Galactic Death Ray, pop a comment on this Journal or do a Tweet at #Tinfoil2013 to let us know you made it. We're not looking for your exact location or coming after your supplies. We want to start planning for post-Death Ray reconstruction of global civilization.
We're betting that at least a few customers of this company ( http://www.bomb-shelter.net/index.html ) will have survived in an underground shelter. Also, you may not know that you can go out for short periods under the cover of tinfoil to forage for supplies and such.
Soon also, we're going to compile an online booklet of Tinfoil Tips and Tricks for Death Ray survivors. We'll announce here and on Twitter when we have it out.
We believe there are other shelter-owners that have made it, or cave-dwellers and such. We're hoping to share know-how and moral support around the globe for when we pass out of the Death Ray. Cheyenne Mountain, if you're listening, we wouldn't mind hearing from you, either.
Meanwhile, here's a good look at one of the better shelters that were being built before December 21st, 2012:
Brad Wonder out.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Dawn 2013: By The Soft Blue Glow Of Tinfoil...
...you get to go out a little at night.
You see, tinfoil that's deflecting the Death Radiation glows slightly blue in the dark. It's pretty, in a way. When you see fifteen people walking single-file under blue-glowing tinfoil umbrellas, it's almost festive. Even cooler, the tinfoil glow gets a green tinge at the edges of the metal, where the deflected radiation interferes with the incoming radiation around the tinfoil. You should see the Tinfoil Shack at night, it looks like a cross between a party-house and a rectangular UFO!
Unfortunately, you can't tell exactly when the Death Ray is coming at you. Due to changes in the Earth's rotational habits, orientation, and position around the Sun, the Milky Way isn't always in the sky at night, so the Death Ray can be hidden around the curvature of the Earth, or even on the other side of it at any given time. Astronomers and really good Astrologers know, though. There are even times when you need to hold the umbrellas sideways to shield yourself.
The one rule is, you'll always know which way to point your umbrella by looking at how it's glowing when you step outside. You can even make it out slightly on a brightly sun-lit day.
So you see, you have to plan your outings by the soft blue glow of tinfoil. I bet they'll write a blues song about it someday.
Speaking of Astrologers and such, here's a blast from the past I recently found; "Is There Life After 2012?" by the California Psychics' Blog: http://blog.californiapsychics.com/blog/2010/06/is-there-life-after-2012.html/
Enjoy the laughs and the tears. Maybe it'll help sustain you until the Galactic Death Ray passes.
Brad Wonder out.
You see, tinfoil that's deflecting the Death Radiation glows slightly blue in the dark. It's pretty, in a way. When you see fifteen people walking single-file under blue-glowing tinfoil umbrellas, it's almost festive. Even cooler, the tinfoil glow gets a green tinge at the edges of the metal, where the deflected radiation interferes with the incoming radiation around the tinfoil. You should see the Tinfoil Shack at night, it looks like a cross between a party-house and a rectangular UFO!
Unfortunately, you can't tell exactly when the Death Ray is coming at you. Due to changes in the Earth's rotational habits, orientation, and position around the Sun, the Milky Way isn't always in the sky at night, so the Death Ray can be hidden around the curvature of the Earth, or even on the other side of it at any given time. Astronomers and really good Astrologers know, though. There are even times when you need to hold the umbrellas sideways to shield yourself.
The one rule is, you'll always know which way to point your umbrella by looking at how it's glowing when you step outside. You can even make it out slightly on a brightly sun-lit day.
So you see, you have to plan your outings by the soft blue glow of tinfoil. I bet they'll write a blues song about it someday.
Speaking of Astrologers and such, here's a blast from the past I recently found; "Is There Life After 2012?" by the California Psychics' Blog: http://blog.californiapsychics.com/blog/2010/06/is-there-life-after-2012.html/
Enjoy the laughs and the tears. Maybe it'll help sustain you until the Galactic Death Ray passes.
Brad Wonder out.
Dawn 2013: Look Out For The Lava Snarks...
...because they have a nasty bite.
Lava snarks are weird, no question. They're kind of like a collie-sized lizard that glows in the dark, an angry, red-orange glow, with black, leathery skin around the edges. Their bite is acidic, so it burns like fire if they bite you. Their body heat is higher than a Human's, too, so they feel hot to the touch.
Lava snarks look for all the world like a lizard made out of glowing red lava when you see them in a dark cave, and their temperament is somewhere at the deep, dark end of snarky. Foul, in other words. Only a Reptiloid could get along with one, because the Snarks can't bite through their scales. And seriously, you SO don't want to smell their breath. It's as close to the Godzilla movies as I've seen a living creature get.
John C got his left butt cheek chomped by one not long after he got here. It's still got a small dent in it from the acid, and all the gals get depressed just thinking about it. He couldn't sit for a couple of weeks, and it was another week after that before I had to wait for him to get done in the tinfoil shack.
Lava snarks do, however, make a great night-light if you can catch and skin one of the little monsters. The glow lasts for several weeks on their hide.
Maybe someday, a Human with welder's gloves might be able to tame a Snark pup, but for now, we've all got too much on our hands trying to dodge Reptiloids and keep food in our mouths. Some days, it feels like we're all slowly going batshit-crazy in these Peruvian bat caves.
Where's my tinfoil umbrella? I need to get out of here for a little bit.
Brad Wonder out.
Lava snarks are weird, no question. They're kind of like a collie-sized lizard that glows in the dark, an angry, red-orange glow, with black, leathery skin around the edges. Their bite is acidic, so it burns like fire if they bite you. Their body heat is higher than a Human's, too, so they feel hot to the touch.
Lava snarks look for all the world like a lizard made out of glowing red lava when you see them in a dark cave, and their temperament is somewhere at the deep, dark end of snarky. Foul, in other words. Only a Reptiloid could get along with one, because the Snarks can't bite through their scales. And seriously, you SO don't want to smell their breath. It's as close to the Godzilla movies as I've seen a living creature get.
John C got his left butt cheek chomped by one not long after he got here. It's still got a small dent in it from the acid, and all the gals get depressed just thinking about it. He couldn't sit for a couple of weeks, and it was another week after that before I had to wait for him to get done in the tinfoil shack.
Lava snarks do, however, make a great night-light if you can catch and skin one of the little monsters. The glow lasts for several weeks on their hide.
Maybe someday, a Human with welder's gloves might be able to tame a Snark pup, but for now, we've all got too much on our hands trying to dodge Reptiloids and keep food in our mouths. Some days, it feels like we're all slowly going batshit-crazy in these Peruvian bat caves.
Where's my tinfoil umbrella? I need to get out of here for a little bit.
Brad Wonder out.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Dawn 2013: Getting back to the Reptiloids...
...I guess I'd better give you a good description of them so that you'll know what your up against when your whole existence becomes a choice between Cave-Or-Tinfoil.
The Reptiloids are kind of tall, usually over six feet, and strong. They have silver scales that look very mirror-like, because the scales are naturally inclusive of a sheet of tin-aluminum alloy over a carbonate substrate and covered with an organic polymer that is hard and clear. This makes the Reptiloids highly resistant to the Death Ray, but it's more a natural evolution of camouflage than anything else. The Death Ray resistance is just their dumb luck. It also makes them very hard to see unless you have a light source that reflects off their scales. Sometimes you can hear them moving too.
Their faces don't have a long snout like a crocodile or T-Rex, they have a snout more like a cat's. Their teeth, however, are gruesome. They have three-times the length of dentition of a Human, and about a dozen more teeth, all sharp and evolved to cut up meat. They do that all too well. There's more than one Human living in the bat caves of Peru that has tooth-scars on their ass from not running quite fast enough. (Despite the now-known benefits, most Humans won't smoke unless the Reptiloids are right on top of them, and by then it's too late. It takes a minute or two for the smoke effects to kick in and mellow the Reptiloids out.)
The Reptiloids have short, vestigial tails, with spikes on the end. They're long enough that the Reptiloid can spike you in a fight, and worse yet, they can swing that tail down between their legs. Can you say "steel cup required for sparring" with these things? You'd better.
The Reptiloids don't wear clothing, it would mess up their camouflage. As far as I can tell, their "equipment" must be retractable, because you can't see anything but scales where most other creatures have danglies. I'm afraid of what it would be to see two of them doing the nasty!
The Reptiloids don't have ears, either. They just have a large scale where the ears would be, that doesn't blend in quite so well with the rest of their scales. The docs think that the Reptiloids hear through sensing the vibration of sound waves with this scale. We're not sure how good their hearing is, but we are sure they hate the Didgeridoo.
I'll have to tell you about the Lava Snarks another time, I'm running out of Tinfoil Time and need to get back in the bat caves.
Brad Wonder out.
The Reptiloids are kind of tall, usually over six feet, and strong. They have silver scales that look very mirror-like, because the scales are naturally inclusive of a sheet of tin-aluminum alloy over a carbonate substrate and covered with an organic polymer that is hard and clear. This makes the Reptiloids highly resistant to the Death Ray, but it's more a natural evolution of camouflage than anything else. The Death Ray resistance is just their dumb luck. It also makes them very hard to see unless you have a light source that reflects off their scales. Sometimes you can hear them moving too.
Their faces don't have a long snout like a crocodile or T-Rex, they have a snout more like a cat's. Their teeth, however, are gruesome. They have three-times the length of dentition of a Human, and about a dozen more teeth, all sharp and evolved to cut up meat. They do that all too well. There's more than one Human living in the bat caves of Peru that has tooth-scars on their ass from not running quite fast enough. (Despite the now-known benefits, most Humans won't smoke unless the Reptiloids are right on top of them, and by then it's too late. It takes a minute or two for the smoke effects to kick in and mellow the Reptiloids out.)
The Reptiloids have short, vestigial tails, with spikes on the end. They're long enough that the Reptiloid can spike you in a fight, and worse yet, they can swing that tail down between their legs. Can you say "steel cup required for sparring" with these things? You'd better.
The Reptiloids don't wear clothing, it would mess up their camouflage. As far as I can tell, their "equipment" must be retractable, because you can't see anything but scales where most other creatures have danglies. I'm afraid of what it would be to see two of them doing the nasty!
The Reptiloids don't have ears, either. They just have a large scale where the ears would be, that doesn't blend in quite so well with the rest of their scales. The docs think that the Reptiloids hear through sensing the vibration of sound waves with this scale. We're not sure how good their hearing is, but we are sure they hate the Didgeridoo.
I'll have to tell you about the Lava Snarks another time, I'm running out of Tinfoil Time and need to get back in the bat caves.
Brad Wonder out.
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