Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Stories From The Day Before The Death Ray
Dutch Christian readies escape ark in anticipation of Mayan apocalypse
A Dutch Christian has painstakingly prepared a lifeboat in his garden capable of saving 50 people ahead of biblical floods…-------------
Pyramid-shaped mountain in Serbia attracts Mayan doomsday believers
A pyramid-shaped mountain in Serbia, believed by some to be a source of unusual electromagnetic waves that could shield it…---------
Over 30 Mich. schools closing early cite Mayan apocalypse, Sandy Hook
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The Maya calendar's Big Day dawns ... with no doomsday in sight
NBCNews.com (blog) - by Alan Boyle - 4 hours agoAfter years of claptrap about the Maya apocalypse on 12/21/12, the Big Day has dawned in New Zealand. It's morning in China, one of the ...
- MiamiHerald.com (registration) - 5 hours ago
- Plain Dealer - 5 hours ago
2012 phenomenon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenonUnlike the 260-day tzolk'in still used today among the Maya, the Long Count ..... Some believers in a 2012 doomsday have used the term "galactic alignment" to ...BBC News - Mayan doomsday prophecy 'a big misunderstanding'
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-2079528319 hours ago – Rumour says the ancient Mayas predicted that the world would come to an end on the 21 December 2012, but as Will Grant reports from the ...Survival, Inc.: The Mayan apocalypse is great for business | Fox News
www.foxnews.com/.../survival-inc-mayan-apocalypse-stories-...10 hours ago – One of the most unusual discounts: T.G.I. Friday's, the mostly aptly named restaurant for any doomsday event, is offering Mayan Margaritas at a ...In Mexico, Mayan doomsday speculation ends with hope of a new ...
www.cleveland.com › World News › Mexico5 hours ago – The supposed 5 a.m. Friday doomsday hour has already arrived in several parts of the world with no sign of the apocalypse.7NEWS - New Agers fill Riviera Maya for Dec. 21, 2012: Doomsday ...
www.thedenverchannel.com/.../partiers-fill-riviera-maya-regio...4 hours ago – New Agers fill Riviera Maya for Dec. 21, 2012: Doomsday turns into Winter Solstice celebration. Tulum-2-10933.jpg. (Photo courtesy: E.Newfound Writings Debunk Maya Doomsday . // Current TV
current.com/.../93997359_newfound-writings-debunk-maya-d...1 hour ago – December 20, 2012—In the ruins of the Maya city Xultun, a National Geographic explorer has uncovered written calculations that contradict the ...Eugene Robinson: Mayan Apocalypse and other doomsday ...
www.washingtonpost.com/...mayan...doomsday.../96521876-...1 hour ago – If you're reading this, the Maya were wrong. Rather, they would have been wrong if they'd actually predicted the end of the world, which ...Survive 2012: Ancient Mayan Doomsday, Pole Shifts and Evolution
survive2012.com/What Will Happen in 2012 -> 22 Possibilities :: Frequently Asked Questions about 2012 :: Discussion Forum.Some believe Friday is doomsday on the Mayan calendar - CNN.com
www.cnn.com/2012/12/20/world/doomsday.../index.html2 hours ago – There may be no one left on Earth to say TGIF this week. Some believe the world is coming to an end Friday -- 12/21/12.
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Great balls of China to defend against next week’s Mayan ‘apocalypse’ | The Raw Story
*If only he had lined the insides with tinfoil...sigh.
Brad Wonder out.
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
11/30/2012 — Strange “vibrations” detected throughout the United States | ＤＵＴＣＨＳＩＮＳＥ = ＳＩＮＣＥＤＵＴＣＨ
One of the other missed warning signs of the incoming Death Ray. It started disturbing planetary geomagnetics prior to its full beam arriving, while the solar system was still entering its boundary region.
Brad Wonder out.
Galactic Superwaves and Core Explosions | The Starburst Foundation
http://starburstfound.org/galactic-superwaves/
Here you have one of the few warnings to precede the Galactic Death Ray of 2012-2016.
There are a few others, as I find them, I'll journal them.
Brad Wonder out.
Saturday, November 17, 2012
France denies access to refuge for Mayan end-of-the-world believers | The Raw Story
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/16/france-denies-access-to-refuge-for-mayan-end-of-the-world-believers/
Some news just prior to the Death Ray. If any of the "believers" did survive, they must've found a cave full of tinfoil. We haven't heard from them yet.
Brad Wonder out.
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| Pic de Bugarach, France |
Some news just prior to the Death Ray. If any of the "believers" did survive, they must've found a cave full of tinfoil. We haven't heard from them yet.
Brad Wonder out.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Dawn 2013: Did You Know The Earth Was Almost Taken Over By Aliens?
A couple of days ago, we spotted what we thought was a dwarf running down the beach carrying a goldfoil suit. Any idiot knows that a goldfoil suit will only protect you from the Galactic Death Ray for six hours, not the requisite twelve. So we ran out to make sure the fool dwarf didn't get itself Rayburned when night fell, which was only a couple of hours away. (Ok, I was out with the tinfoil shack-hogging J. Cusak. Sue me, we have to work together sometimes.)
We finally caught up with the little turkey about half an hour's walk from the very same tinfoil shack about fifteen minutes before Rayrise. Only it wasn't a dwarf. It was a God-help-me-believe-my-eyes Ferenghi. You know. Star Trek. Deep Space Nine. Next Generation. Eewmoks and gold-pressed latinum and Grand Nagus-phobic. And clutching a half-useless goldfoil suit.
At first we couldn't believe our eyes. What the Hell was a dwarf doing out here in a Ferenghi costume? Then we realized it wasn't a costume, and we really freaked out. What the Hell? At any rate, there was no time left before Rayrise. We started scrambling into our tinfoil suits, and the Ferenghi started scrambling into his goldfoil. Not a moment to spare, as " Shack" Cusak's suit got a green-glow edge as he was putting the last bit on. What was weird was, the Ferenghi's goldfoil suit was glowing a wicked red around the edges. Well, weird added onto weirder. There was still a 1990's Star Trek alien standing in front of us.
" Hey, Ferenghi - what are you doing here?" I asked. "And don't you know goldfoil is only safe for six hours? You need twelve." The Ferenghi looked at me in that same glowering way I remembered from TNG. "I will worry about my own suit, Hu-mon." "I am here trying to survive the night, just like you. Maybe there is a rock nearby I can crawl under - hopefully with gold under it." "Well, there's a tinfoil shack half an hour's walk from here," I said. "We can duck in there and sort out the issue, or you can go crawl under a rock. Your pick." "The rocks here are only fool's gold anyway," said the Ferenghi. I will spend the night in your shack, but I'm not paying you anything for it!"
Go figure, we now had an alien helping to hog the shack. We all started walking. Somehow, the mix of green and red glow didn't feel anything like Christmas.
Brad Wonder out.
We finally caught up with the little turkey about half an hour's walk from the very same tinfoil shack about fifteen minutes before Rayrise. Only it wasn't a dwarf. It was a God-help-me-believe-my-eyes Ferenghi. You know. Star Trek. Deep Space Nine. Next Generation. Eewmoks and gold-pressed latinum and Grand Nagus-phobic. And clutching a half-useless goldfoil suit.
At first we couldn't believe our eyes. What the Hell was a dwarf doing out here in a Ferenghi costume? Then we realized it wasn't a costume, and we really freaked out. What the Hell? At any rate, there was no time left before Rayrise. We started scrambling into our tinfoil suits, and the Ferenghi started scrambling into his goldfoil. Not a moment to spare, as " Shack" Cusak's suit got a green-glow edge as he was putting the last bit on. What was weird was, the Ferenghi's goldfoil suit was glowing a wicked red around the edges. Well, weird added onto weirder. There was still a 1990's Star Trek alien standing in front of us.
" Hey, Ferenghi - what are you doing here?" I asked. "And don't you know goldfoil is only safe for six hours? You need twelve." The Ferenghi looked at me in that same glowering way I remembered from TNG. "I will worry about my own suit, Hu-mon." "I am here trying to survive the night, just like you. Maybe there is a rock nearby I can crawl under - hopefully with gold under it." "Well, there's a tinfoil shack half an hour's walk from here," I said. "We can duck in there and sort out the issue, or you can go crawl under a rock. Your pick." "The rocks here are only fool's gold anyway," said the Ferenghi. I will spend the night in your shack, but I'm not paying you anything for it!"
Go figure, we now had an alien helping to hog the shack. We all started walking. Somehow, the mix of green and red glow didn't feel anything like Christmas.
Brad Wonder out.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Dawn 2013 #Tinfoil2013: That Show With Flashlights & FBI...
...they weren't entirely wrong. You see, the aliens DID try to invade the Earth on December 22nd, 2012. Too bad for them.
In their need to keep their saucers fueled and not waste any fuel, they star-hopped here. They used stars to fuel the saucers, and they never traveled high enough above the Galactic Plane to spot the Galactic Death Ray the Solar System was about to fly into. For the Smart-ass Bastards they thought they were, they sure didn't have much curiosity. See what happens when you think you know it all? Earth sailed into the Death Ray on the 21st, they arrived on the 22nd. Cooked.
It turns out that what always looked like tinfoil on the saucers was some weird titanium-silver alloy foil. Not aluminum or tin. Not to mention, they weren't within Earth's magnetic field when they sailed into the Death Ray. You need both a planetary magnetic field AND aluminum or tinfoil to block the Death Ray.
It was totally weird when hundreds of saucers started crashing all over the Earth on
12/22/12. Plop, kerboom, done, finito. We'll salvage what we can in time.
The Death Ray also wiped out the Oiler Bugs. ZAAAP! No more alien virus.
Now, time for the tinfoil shack.
Brad wonder OUT.
In their need to keep their saucers fueled and not waste any fuel, they star-hopped here. They used stars to fuel the saucers, and they never traveled high enough above the Galactic Plane to spot the Galactic Death Ray the Solar System was about to fly into. For the Smart-ass Bastards they thought they were, they sure didn't have much curiosity. See what happens when you think you know it all? Earth sailed into the Death Ray on the 21st, they arrived on the 22nd. Cooked.
It turns out that what always looked like tinfoil on the saucers was some weird titanium-silver alloy foil. Not aluminum or tin. Not to mention, they weren't within Earth's magnetic field when they sailed into the Death Ray. You need both a planetary magnetic field AND aluminum or tinfoil to block the Death Ray.
It was totally weird when hundreds of saucers started crashing all over the Earth on
12/22/12. Plop, kerboom, done, finito. We'll salvage what we can in time.
The Death Ray also wiped out the Oiler Bugs. ZAAAP! No more alien virus.
Now, time for the tinfoil shack.
Brad wonder OUT.
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